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Yesterday, I had my first job interview ever. I won't mention the company but it's two letters and it starts with H and ends with P. The event was a whole day affair, starting from 9 am to 5 pm (supposedly) and I was there by 8:30 am despite the challenges of life that I faced 24 hours earlier (which will be explained in the next post).

Well, I was not only super nervous because it was my first job interview but also because I was feeling super awful. I didn't understand what my tummy was feeling (because of all the challenges of life that I faced 24 hours earlier), I haven't had anything to eat yet and I couldn't avail of the free coffee because I was afraid it might do something to my weird tummy. Aaaaaarghh.... I really wanted to have some hot hot hot coffee!!! I felt like I was drunk 10 times and super puyat 20 times. So whenever I had the chance, I made idlip. Haha. (Sorry, nosebleed.)

There. There are so many stories within this story but I won't mention them all. It's just been a funny funny funny serious day. So now, let's go to the interview part. I finally got interviewed at exactly 4:09 pm by Ejay. Just imagine how long I had to wait noh? So I was feeling tired na and excited and nervous because I might just fart involuntarilly during the interview. Haha.

So here are some of the most memorable questions and answers during the interview and application.

Application:
1. Place of birth:
Answer: Hospital
2. If you had a previous job, state reason for leaving:
Answer: I leave for Love and God. But I try to leave life to the fullest. (Ano daw?)

Interview:
1. Please say something about yourself.
Answer: Something about yourself.

2. Why should I hire you?
Answer (c/o Shirlyn): Sir, I'm doing you a favor here. I have 244 companies lining up to hire me whenever I want but I still went here just to apply. C'mon!!! Hire me. I beg you...

3. What do you think will you be 5 years from now?
Answer: A 26 year old homo sapien sapien.

4. What is the most difficult challenge you've had in your college life?
Answer: Lui. Lui Agustin.

5. Do you have any problems with the shifts?
Answer: No problem Sir. I'm used to riding shifts. I can ride space shifts or the big shifts in the sea port.

There you go. Of course, these weren't really the actual questions and answers. Haha. And oh!!! The interview was in English so my nose bled like crazy!!! I had to make pasak my hanky in my nose to stop the bleeding nga eh. Harhar!!! Basta, I had super fun during the interview and let's just say the interview went well and the day ended with a big big laugh.





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